mean bean

1. n. A childish way of name calling denoting someone who is considered by the speaker to be mean.
2. n. A bean which gives you gas/ upsets your stomach.
3. n. The sharp bean in a beanbag.

Billy: ha ha ha! *steals lollipop from baby*
baby: waaaaaaaaaaaah!
Suzy: golly, Billy, you are such a mean bean!

guy #1: *makes constipated face*
guy #2: "what's your problem, man?"
guy #1: "dude, those damn blackbeans in my taco are real mean beans!

boyfriend: "hey, girl, lets makeout" *sits on beanbag* "sh*t, oh Ow! wtf?"
girfriend: "Sam, what's wrong?"
boyfriend: "oh, I just sat on a mean bean!"

by moomop October 8, 2011

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L.L. Bean

A catalog made by crazy ass crackas for crazy ass crackas.

Abercrombie and Fitch for elderly crackas.

It is fully of grinning crackas going crackabug hunting in Maine, a cold place where mooses and crackas live.

That crazy ass cracka got a $40 tshirt from the L.L. Bean catalog.

One cracka to another: "Did you see that darling egglant tee in the latest L.L. Bean?"

Cracka had to get a raincoat out of L.L. Bean because crackas is afraid to get wet.

by anonnynon May 8, 2006

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old bean

Old Bean is the clitoritis of an older lady, usually a pensioner.

Gladys enjoyed flicking her old bean

by shaky hand man October 5, 2010

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bean

i.e. tool or cunt usally this person is far to tall and skinny
sometimes referred to as bean boy

Lee is such a bean, does not he no that kerry fancies marvin and kate????

by wankstar July 24, 2008

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Bean-bagging

Verb.
When someone comes up to greet you, but instead of shaking your hand they grab your balls. Usually performed by very forward females or athletes.

"Hannah was so drunk last night she straight up bean-bagged me"

"A good bean-bagging is quite the treat!"

by Pterodactyl AKA Meghan August 2, 2007

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