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James the bag

The act of ripping an empty bag of cocaine open and rubbing it on one's gums
Hey, are we out of blow bro? Mind if I james the bag?
James the bag by Shit McShit February 19, 2023

James May 

When something or someone is so bad at driving that they somehow manage to stay completely still to the molecular level
Aaron: *pussies out halfway through a powerslide*
Chaz: OMFG, Aaron you are such a James May
James May by gopnik1163 July 2, 2023

James Wang 

A manslut on the outside but a softie within. Often indulges in meaningless flings but yearns for stability and affection. Falls in love easily and can't get girls out of his mind for years.
John: Man, James Wang really has to get over Inez
Ryan: Word.
James Wang by keithharinglover111 August 23, 2023

James Blake 

a very talented tennis player who could quite possibly be the sexiest man alive. Also, one of the few people who can make dreads look goooood.
Damnit, just marry me already James Blake.
James Blake by greengoddess August 20, 2006

James Blunt 

When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.
I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!

That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!

Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!
James Blunt by Josh April 14, 2006

James Bond

was the coolest, back in the day when sean connery was young.er.
James Bond by sleepisbetter June 28, 2003