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Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
"Heard about that guy who took too long in the shower" " yeah I heard he nearly died "
by Boredom888 June 10, 2018
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golden lightning shower

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.
That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.
by Irishbackrub June 11, 2018
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Nathan Shower

noun: a procedure one undergoes when the condition are very gross to take a shower; which includes washing your hair in the sink and rubbing yourself in baby wipes
PK: Yo, the showers are so gross!
Kim K: Yeah, I took a Nathan Shower
by Hunter Grant Covengton June 29, 2019
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Shower

Breh he went under the shower... thats a lot of water cum
by L0k1 July 18, 2019
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internal shower

A bizarre practice where by one person squirts lemon juice into the anus of another person when said person is suffering from a hangover.
I felt so hungover yesterday, I had to ask my husband to give me an internal shower.
by Theteacher001 July 26, 2019
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pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
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Hulk Shower

When someone finds sexual pleasure in being vomited on.
Bro I gave that bitch a hulk shower and she squirted
by JohnKent123 November 6, 2019
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