fart fig neuton

n. the great relief you feel after eating an imported German fruit filled cookie.
From the german - fahren - drive hard; drive fast

"Man, I was all clogged up - but after those German cookies I really have fart fig neuton."

fart fig neuton by Geechy January 28, 2009

Fart on my balls 

To sit around and do nothing

“I did nothing today but sit around and Fart on my balls”

Fart on my balls by Lindchi March 22, 2022

Fart hoffers

people who use pc's

Pc's are for fart hoffers and macs get you laid

Fart hoffers by mannny540 October 5, 2008

fart slam 

when someone sticks there hands in there pants and farts then shoves the hand in someones face causing lack of oxygen.

max-oh man what a night, i was intoxicated drunk and my girlfriend decided to mess with me and fart slam me.

Kobe-at least she didn't beef Stu you like on the movie bench warmers

fart slam by badguyz123 June 8, 2010

Fart in a Gale

No possible chance: Similar in meaning to Snowball in hell

He has about as much chance of scoring that goal as a fart in a gale.

Fart in a Gale by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

fart rod 

Any object which is inserted into the anus.

Fags possess many fart rods among them.

fart rod by Matija Lazic June 3, 2006

fart funewgan 

simple phrase said to replace derogatory sayings.

Oh fart funewgan! I locked my keys in my car!

fart funewgan by Honeybee89 January 31, 2010