Eat Shit & Bark at the moon

This quote is often used when telling someone off...
Basically, your calling them a dog.

" I'm done with you... Go EAT SHIT & BARK AT THE MOON...!"

by That Crazy Fat Girl January 19, 2017

Giant Toscano Eating Bitch

A giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large ass, cotton pants, and a pushy attitude, who consumes (at times in mass quantities) the "Toscano" sandwich from the local Italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy Italian sausage).
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".

"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"

or

"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."

by Jenburger January 2, 2008

1-800-EAT-SHIT

This is the number you write on a piece of paper and hand to someone who doesn't agree with you or something you are doing.

A popular bumper sticker says "Don't like my driving?"
Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

eat the booty like groceries

1. to suck or eat the booty clean

"what are you gonna do to my booty?"
"im gonna eat the booty like groceries"

by thechelseataylor February 1, 2015

Eats Corn the Long way

Fellatio, Oral Sex often as an Insult

Jim Bob eats corn the long way.

by Seano Vox August 13, 2008

eat my cherry pie

Eating out a pussy then popping the cherry.

Hey baby, you gonna eat my cherry pie tonight?

by Cherrycherry August 12, 2017

I'll eat your kids

A phrase used as intimidation; used many times by Mike Tyson to intimidate his opponents before a match

I'm fucking crazy!! I'll eat your kids bitch!!

by Yalts March 29, 2008