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Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.
I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.
by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022
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Beaches

It’s bad; no way; naw; can’t do it; not good
It’s beaches, how am I guna roll up without a blunt?

Aw it beaches, the hoes not comin

Can I hit the weed? It’s beaches bro this my last wood and you didn’t put in on this
by mike in dis ho June 7, 2022
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Beached

When the player of a pay to win video game spends so much money in game that the game he/she/they paid money to win becomes soft locked, rendering them unable to play or otherwise participate in the games core functions.
Person 1: Yo man, you hear what happened to jtisallbusiness!?

Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...

Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!
by Mitch Killington Esq. August 2, 2022
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beachlow

A beachlow is a Bitch on the low. A beachlow is a mix between the words "bitch" and the word "lowkey" beachlow.

Someone who isn't necessarily a total bitch And making it very obvious, Someone who's acting like a bitch but also is very approachable and friendly.

Beachlow is a non offensive slang word for joking around with someone as well instead of calling someone a bitch you could call them a "beachlow" and it won't be taken offensively in fact it might become a habit when talking to meaningful people in your life on the regular basis.

Beachlow is also another way of calling someone a name without them knowing it and not getting yourself caught up in the whole " did you just call me a bitch" situation.
I can't believe that my favorite teacher is acting so mean, what a beachlow !

Person one: yo you wanna play call of duty on Playstation?

Person two: sure but don't cheat like you always do camping out not doing anything.

Person one: that's not cheating!
Person two: that's what a beachlow would say!

Person one: I'm not the beachlow, Your the beachlow you fucking beachlow !

How many "beachlows" did you run into at the DMV?

My mom's acting like such a "beachlow" I wish she would start acting cool again.

Dad: hey how's it going to day son?

Son: not bad beachlow how about you?

Dad: oh I'm doing good! Wait did you call me a "beachlow" ?

Son: yea
Dad: I'm not the "beachlow" your the "beachlow" !
Son: last I checked your the "beachlow"of the "beachlows"
Dad: I'll beat your "beachlow" ass you lil SOB.

Son: (mutters under his breath) fucking beachlow.
by anonymous November 20, 2022
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beachless

Learn how to write bitchless you absolute dumbtruck of a dumbass.
You:"I heard Ryan Reynolds isn't beachless"
Giga Chad:"Do you mean bitchless or do you mean he can go to the beach"
by Notbitchlessunlikeyou December 30, 2022
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beachem

I CANNOT BE THAT FUCKING HARD TO PUT THE LETTERS E AND M AFTER BEACH DAMMIT
My names mike beachem NOT BECEM NOT BEACHMEN NOT BEACHUM NOT BEACHAM BEACHEM
by SAY IT RIGHT August 19, 2023
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beachluv

A person (male or female) you've met on vacation at the beach that you have sex with until you leave.
"Yoooo, met this chic Kristen on vacay. She has to be the WORST beachluv I've ever had bro!"
by DinoDicDave69 October 18, 2023
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