Alabaming

The act of going on a loud rant or telling some other type of animated story with a thick country accent and a perspective originating from Alabama.

Slang: Alabamin'

Kayla: Listen here, I know there's supposed to be some 'naders later but I'll be there come hell or high water. Bet your ass i'll put that on my meemaw.

Amber: Bless her heart, Kayla is Alabaming again.

Becca: She's always Alabamin'

by BZ_BB_843 April 29, 2022

Alabamy Sand Castle

When during an anal sex creampie, you carry her to the kitty litter box with your dick still inside of her anus and then have her cum-fart into the catbox for the cat to bury.

I gave this girl an ALABAMA SAND CASTLE last week, her cat hid the pie in the castle. She's gettin' the ol' alabamy sand castle after we get cat litter.

by barkingspider September 26, 2011

Alabaman Sandwich

Sexual move, where the uncle and father double penetrate the girl that has to be below 12 years of age. It is common in and around the Alabama area.

Girl: Hi Uncle
Uncle: Give me your asshole
Dad: Give me that pussy bitch
*Do the Alabaman Sandwich*

by Elmon11 November 14, 2018

Alabamaphobia

The phobia of your special other turning Sweet Home Alabama on their stepsiblings.

Me: "My ex fricked her stepbrother, I know have Alabamaphobia."
Friend: "That's not a real thing.."
Me: "Oh yeah? Look in Urban Dictionary."

by Isaacthegoat November 10, 2020

Alabaman Tractor

fucking your sister and cousin ferociously while you sit on your cousin's back in a crawling position with your sister keeping her legs crossed behind your back to keep a steady hold on you while you fuck her

"damn did you hear about that guy that fucked his sister and cousin?"

"yeah they did the alabaman tractor."

by Iyahxsisive November 7, 2020

alabamma logger

Shitting in a condom, freezing it and using it as a cheap substitute to a dildo.

Meg: Hey gurl, last night I made an Alabamma Logger
Vik: Lassssss, that's fucking grim

by pokeybwank January 20, 2014

alabamily

A special kind of family that shares more than just a common bond and will share their bodies with each other.

My buddy's girlfriend didn't think of us as just family. She said we were the best Alabamily a group of sexually active young adults could ask for.

by HotHose911 August 3, 2019