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Cripes all massey

An exclamation for something that is extremely painful or a terrible situation.
Aaron: cripes all massey that hurt when i got ball tapped!
by Slawcat February 6, 2018
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Wanked all over

Occurs mainly whilst playing any form of game or even if you feel like it in everyday life
I was playing a game of FIFA and I wanked all over some nit but he got the win

You better fuck off before I wank all over you
I was playing chess and I got that motherfucker in checkmate needless to say he was about to be wanked all over
by torkyj February 3, 2020
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Go all Skipper

Go All Skipper
The act of explaining any aspect of life in ultra-precise detail, so that any of the first 10 questions you might have following a regular explanation have already been answered as well as 20 other question you hadn't even thought of yet. This can lead to very long answers to questions, but also means they are incredibly thorough. When someone has gone all skipper, there are no follow questions needed.

Go All Skipper

The act of explaining any aspect of life in ultra-precise detail, so that any of the first 10 questions you might have following a regular explanation have already been answered as well as 20 other question you hadn't even thought of yet. This can lead to very long answers to questions, but also means they are incredibly thorough. When someone has gone all skipper, there are no follow questions needed.

Example of how it is used in a sentence:
The person who wrote this definition definitely went all skipper.
by Boo84 April 3, 2020
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Balls deep or not at all

To go all in on something, or not even bother doing it at all.

- A phrase invented by Chris Shields back in 2018.. which is his own personal mantra realting to every task in life
"If we're doing this, we're doing it properly - Balls deep or not at all"
by Chris Shields Online April 15, 2020
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All the links are purple

When you've tried everything but haven't found a solution.
I'm telling you Joe, it's not possible. I keep searching but all the links are purple.
by Errangutan April 21, 2020
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Jack Of All Shades

If somebody wears far too many pairs of sunglasses, often even indoors, they are considered a Jack Of All Shades.

They're likely to combine the two aspects of owning far too many pairs of sunglasses and wearing sunglasses far too often, just as regularly in a sunny atmosphere as in winter, at night time, or indoors.
Dexter : “Have you seen Carl? He's been wearing sunglasses all day, even in the office.”
Larry : “Wow... I guess he must be a Jack Of All Shades.”
by C L G February 14, 2020
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All the dong placenta

The action in which blood and, in rare cases, gore comes out of somebody's penis
Alex - I was jacking it and felt a little sting and then whoops, All the dong placenta spilled on my bed linen

Brad - oh yeah man that totally sucks, should probably check that out with a doctor
by Shadmyre February 14, 2020
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