noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in a girl's mouth

Sarah: Jenny, how was your noodle salad last night?

Jenny: Soft and meaty

by Gingawinga May 3, 2016

Gum Salad

Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.

Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.

My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.

That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.

by Dick Onchin January 9, 2023

Souper salad

A chain of restaurants based in texas with locations throughout the southwest ern united States. The restaurants feature all you can eat soup and salad buffet as well as homemade bread.

Meet me y the souper salad just off "17"near sky harbor airport and we'll have lunch there.

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

Peter John Salad

A salad shaped like Peter John. The Bowl is shaped like peter, the tomatoes are shaped like Peter, even the eggs are shaped like Peter. The salad was originally created by Eric Cartman of south park with two gay people.

"That's the legendary Peter John Salad."
"Wow Eric Cartman and two gay people made it."

by Slimy weiner March 21, 2023

Devils Salad Toss

When you have sex while stoned

“Hey baby I’m gonna light this bowl, wanna do the devils salad toss?”
“Yea we did the devils salad toss last night after we had a sesh”

by Goneandghosting November 8, 2022

Rainbow salad

When people of the same sex eat skittles out of their asses

Hey, what are you doing later, want to eat a rainbow salad?

by Khristmaspac December 2, 2018

Hotdog Salad

Some nasty shit that’s made with all the remenants of a terrible hot dog meal. All the fixings including the cheapest links possible are placed in a blender with water until a thick paste is formed. Someone may choose to eat the paste in exchange for immunity from ridicule for the rest of the calendar year.

Man, they really are giving Patrick shit. He should have eaten the Hotdog Salad.

by Hotdog Salad November 28, 2017