Velcro dick

When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.

Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.

by Big Lunch March 28, 2024

wickedy dick

An admirable or aesthetically pleasing penis.

He sent me a picture of his penis and it was one wickedy dick.

by Merdy97 March 29, 2024

Get off my dick

Another way of saying "leave me the fuck alone"

Man 1: *harassing man 2*

Man 2: get off my dick

by JtkS!MP_3/RAD$ March 31, 2024

dick

oliver lee adams is the definition of this word he very much a dick and he could indeed suck one😜😜

girl 1-hey olive-
oliver-shut up youre so annoying
lara&giselle-SUCH A DICK

by gisellerocks June 19, 2021

dick here

very versatile word depending how the person says it ,can mean 'astonishment' 'cursing' generally an OMG word
how you say it and and situation governs the word, people say dick 'ere, but more likely its dick here

dick 'ere, look whos at the door

dordy dordy the bag has split missus ,dick 'ere pick it up
sorry sir ive just hit your car, oh no, dick here, Angela he has bumped the motor

by JONTERRIES June 20, 2021

Dick lupus

A person who is being twaty, they may pretend to be confused simply cause they don’t like what u have said

In response to your friend saying I don’t understand ..don’t be a dick lupus! Or between friends talking about a third party, she’s such a dick lupus

by Beckybeaver June 20, 2021

suck dick day

this is national suck dick day (24th June)

SUCK THE FUQ OUTTA YOUR BOYFRIENDS DICK HOE

person 1: hey baby wanna meet
person 2: sorry im meeting my friend
person 1: aww but todays national suck dick day

by joshhyboi June 21, 2021