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That band was complete waffer.
waffer by Anonymous June 5, 2003
One of the most peaceful, loving creatures on the internet. Disapproves of most violence and enjoys long walks on the beach.
"She was such a weffle." Dave says. "Lie, there are no wimminz on the internet." Matt replies.
Weffle by Hidden` March 14, 2009
-geez he woffles alot
-I am Lord Woffle
woffle by Lord Woffle II November 9, 2004
wow that waffel was fantastic!
waffel by rachael February 21, 2004

felch waffler 

n. a fat horny kid who drinks 4 or more loads of cum out of an ass hole.
Wow keenan is one sick felch waffler.
felch waffler by Meekis February 15, 2005

waffletaco 

1. n. The most amazing combination of waffle and taco. This mind blowing object is the most powerful and destructive thing in the universe. The power of the waffletaco can be held deep within oneself.

2. n. An unidentified supposedly edible object that is usually served by a blind person. They can be purchased at The Glorious House of Waffletacos, where all waiters, waitresses, and chefs are blind. (you know they are blind because of their sunglasses and walking sticks.) Except, the blind staff is so amazing, they can use their sense of hearing and know what you're wearing. They like to critique your clothes while you sit there looking at your waffletaco going "...wtf?"
1. "You can do it, you have the power of the waffletaco in your heart."

2. customer: what is this?
waiter: a waffletaco, what else?
customer: ...it looks like a blob thrown into a deep friar.
waiter: well, hunny, you aint got no place to talk if you're gonna come in here looking like you got dressed in the dark.
customer: ...arent you blind?
waffletaco by hxcmayownsyourface January 25, 2009