Me:"Bro, what are you doing?
Friend:"Uhhh.. Sleeping?
Me:"Pffft, dude that doesn't exist
The Universe:*face palm*
Friend:"Uhhh.. Sleeping?
Me:"Pffft, dude that doesn't exist
The Universe:*face palm*
by SnowBun_64 April 23, 2020
Get the Sleepmug. You don’t get this when you reach the ripe old age of 12.
(My middle school made us get up at the buttcrack of dawn at flipping 6:00 IN THE MORNING! WE HAD TO BE AT SCHOOL BY 7:20!)
(My middle school made us get up at the buttcrack of dawn at flipping 6:00 IN THE MORNING! WE HAD TO BE AT SCHOOL BY 7:20!)
Bob: Hey did you get enough sleep?
Billy with red veins in eyes: What does it look like?!?! Middle school is ROUGH
Older kid: wait til you get to high school bud....
Billy with red veins in eyes: What does it look like?!?! Middle school is ROUGH
Older kid: wait til you get to high school bud....
by FeliciaShanequaSnack October 23, 2018
Get the Sleepmug. Sleep is something I long for
I always want more.
Some may say I’m greedy
Or needy
But I think I’m just tired.
I always want more.
Some may say I’m greedy
Or needy
But I think I’m just tired.
by I read homestuck July 1, 2019
Get the Sleepmug. A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:
- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks
Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks
Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:
"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"
Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:
"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:
"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
Sleep drunk person:
"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"
Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:
"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:
"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
by bug boy June 21, 2022
Get the Sleep Drunkmug. As opposed to the reverse stranger or the stranger, this is when you sit on your hand or arm until you lose feeling in it, and then proceeding to hold yourself as if it were someone else. Often used by people to comfort themselves while they try to sleep.
by A certain philanderer September 18, 2017
Get the the sleeping strangermug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
Get the ++++ Bone + Fish + Hospital = `~`Sleep`~`On`~`The`~`Side`~`+++++++mug. by bubblingtea May 22, 2025
Get the sleepmug.