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Cum Chuckles

Cum Chuckles is when you laugh so hard you ejaculate a little bit every time you exhale with a chuckle.
Dude I had the worse case of the Cum Chuckles this morning
by Mr Biggums December 4, 2010
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cum gurning

The sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.

Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.
Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?

Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.
by Stinkfingers October 13, 2010
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raccoon cum

A Hallucinogen, it has a psychodelic effect on humans, with no known side effects, also known as Raccoon semen it is quite hard to obtain for ethical reasons, but is completely legal.
Tom- where can i get some raccoon cum

Dave- i dont know check with your dealer
by the yup April 16, 2013
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Cum Burrito

When you mistakenly, yet wholeheartedly wrap yourself up in a spanket.
Kellie was so shit faced that she lovingly wrapped herself up in the spanket, thus making a cum burrito.
by tonowoo August 29, 2014
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Cum-nugget

A complete and utter twat; somebody so full of themself that they want everyone to know how 'brilliant' they are.
Pat: God, am I great! I'm so clever, and a great person to be around! (He isn't)

Dan: He's a right Cum-nugget!
George: Amen.
by FretWizard September 11, 2014
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Cum-hale

When your bitch is giving you head, then instead of swallowing your cum, she inhales.
Guy: Dang bae, you given some nice head.
Bae: Cough! Cough! I think I Cum-hale.
by Jigglelowski January 7, 2015
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Invisible Cum

Invisible Cum, when a 11-13yr old boy cums it wont be visible but will be slimy and touchable.
I have Invisible Cum
by Chubbicle February 24, 2019
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