A low income single dad that lacks personality and is the embodiment of mediocrity. Can be seen shopping at Bi-Lo usually looking for a special on Fish fingers or LA Ice cola. Can often be heard using phrases such as “There’s food at home” or “I always loved your mother mate”
When you’re fucking the child’s mom really really good and she decides to say that she wants her son to be raised by you so you can teach her hoodrat son to fuck women good too
by Butta Flyy September 02, 2022
The craziest and amazing stories your dad tells you about his life before he married your mother. They'll have you in awe, crying on the floor laughing, and jealous that your stories are lame in comparison.
Dad"Did I tell you the time I went backpacking through Europe"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"
Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."
Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"
me" you got the best dad lore"
Me "What? no you never told me that?
Dad " yeah well I did for 6 months. It was okay. I joined a soccer team and played in Barcelona for a couple of years. Anyway, when I first got to Spain I participated in the running of the bulls, and I jumped on one and was able to ride it through the whole thing. It was pretty cool"
Me "You rode bull? You went to Barcelona and played soccer??"
Dad " Yeah we had some crazy parties..."
Me" really?? tell me please"
Dad"haha another time. maybe when you're older"
me" you got the best dad lore"
by dr.marly December 10, 2023
by John Bob Poff July 19, 2023
To come to the realization that you are ready to settle down. To grow up and accept responsibility. To man up so to speak.
by RockerBaby83 February 10, 2018
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