splooged my pants

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.
I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.
by tzanks March 13, 2016
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pants down presidency

A supremely fitting ending to the very worst presidency in the history of the United States of America.
So, any thoughts on shit-bag trump not accepting his landslide loss in the 2020 election?
Loss!? He WON the election. Millions of votes were systematically stolen by the satanic Dominion election software, Hugo Chavez' ghost and George Soros liberal democratic agenda!!
Maybe, but isn't it worth considering that this administration has dis-served the America like none other in recorded history and that we're simply dealing with a pants down presidency deserving of condemnation, prosecution and incarceration for crimes against humanity.
by YAWA November 21, 2020
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Bitchy McBitch Pants

The guy, Lenny, who was the cashier at Wendy's. He was complaining, being a bitch, and sitting around doing nothing. So I said to him, "Hey, shithead! Stop being such a Bitchy McBitch Pants and I'll pay for my food! Just stop fucking complaining.", yeah...I'm banned from that specific Wendy's now. At least I got my food.
Lenny: But Mr. Cale, I don't want to serve that asshole (me) food...

Mr. Cale (his boss): Look Bitchy McBitch Pants, I can fucking fire you (this Wendy's was weird-New York at it's finest) if I wanted!

Lenny: Ugh! Fine!

Me: I just came for some fucking food, I'm starving over here!
by Calculon_2.0 November 25, 2013
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Pants-Shitting Rock

Pants-Shitting Rock is rock n' roll music that is just so outstandingly fantastic that one shits theirs and their friend's pants simultaneously.
The concert was so fan-fucking-tastic that it was Pants-Shitting Rock.
by Dr. Infinite-Savagery M.D. April 02, 2017
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Poking your pants

The act of poking your bosses pants with pinky finger and or half chub on purpose or by accident
by Captain caulk June 11, 2021
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smarty barby pants

The definition of some people that is smart but when they call you smarty, you call them back this.
-the smart human being- Hey smarty
-normal human being- shut up smarty barby pants.
by dskjndU December 31, 2021
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Ranbob Squidward Pants

A really bad call of duty player that tries to d-ride good kids.
Andrew Giardino or gamertag: xDrrewww is a super big ranbob squidward pants and pays for good kids on his team.
by o Wahzoo February 19, 2011
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