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an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk
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by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022
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Butt Naked Wank

When you have the house all to yourself and crank the hog totally butt ass naked
Cuh u haven’t had a butt naked wank??? Ur missing out
by Milf Hunter Jit November 16, 2023
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bluetooth wanking

When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.
Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”

Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking
by BoardCard November 12, 2019
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Wank Virgin

Someone who has never masturbated in their life.
Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
by LordJenal May 18, 2022
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Blue Badge Wank

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
by Dr Form November 1, 2020
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hoover wank

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself
Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later
by Jessdirty April 20, 2021
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wank bank

Saving photos of people for the sole purpose of self-pleasure.
That chicks so gonna be my new wank bank.
by EnderGamesUBD January 14, 2015
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