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Somalian Sizzer Kick

When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.
Listen here cunt I’m about to hit you with a Somalian Sizzer Kick if you ain’t careful.
by IlynchedGerald December 10, 2018
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flying lizard kick

Skinny bastards who jump up in the air leg extended kicking people in the head or chest. Lizard like legs
He gave him a flying lizard kick to the chest
by 123adam May 14, 2014
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Pumped Up Kicks

a person who says nothing, but is so cool (WARNING: he might also bring a gun to school)
damn, he's so cool, I bet he listens to Pumped Up Kicks
by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025
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viper kick

a kick that is quick and usually directed towards the balls
After calling the girl a bitch she gave him a good viper kick.
by dylanh2os February 7, 2010
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Kicking Your House

When a Black guy bends over a small white girl and shoves his GIANT cock into her asshole and stretches it so much it remains stretched. He then inserts a bottle and drinks the bottle out of her asshole.
by Playerplays September 9, 2025
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kicking horse drink

A western Canada classic this drink consists of house red wine on the rocks finished with a fine cream or milk.
Shannon got wasted off that kicking horse drink last week!
by willedit4food April 18, 2023
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kicking tee retriever

Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.

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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever
by who really cares damn January 7, 2010
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