Niche Fruit

AI fruit that eat themselves or the new gen version of annoying orange

Jesse: bro u seen the new niche fruit
TIm: shh, keep it niche don't make it mainstream

by hvxno September 8, 2025

forbidden fruit

The phenomenon where forbidden things are more enticing compared to things that have always been allowed, such as movies that you're too young to watch.

Sneaking into the R-rated movie felt like tasting the forbidden fruit; it was thrilling to experience something I wasn't supposed to.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025

shumonito frite

someone is crazy or dumb

bob doesn’t know what 1+1 is he’s a real shumonito frite

by shimunito frite December 24, 2025

get that fruit

to chase after a means of sexual intercourse

Brandon: I gonna see if that slut Janie'll sleep with me.

Kyle: Yea, you get that fruit, boy.

by punkrovkr827 March 25, 2010

Fucked up fruit

An ugly girl that you can't quite explain. In context think of women as fruits, and the fucked up fruits are the ones that don't get bought at the supermarket and get thrown out and eaten by bums.

Friend: "Bro check out that ugly chick"
Me: "Eww dude thats one fucked up fruit"

by Khwizzle October 26, 2010

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite May 25, 2012