North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.

Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot

by Rionox January 6, 2023

Packing Juicy Fruit

Is just another way of saying im cool AS Fuck!!!!!

I be packing juicy fruit
baby you know how I do

by Bigg $ February 7, 2023

Friday Night Fruitbowl

Some stupid game that a bunch of cockatoos play daily. It's like we're supposed to tolerate your game, when we can't even do it. Also, NinjaMuffin is racist too. It's a virus that's killing the interwebs.

Jack: Hey I like Friday Night Fruitbowl!
Black: You like Friday Night Pooptickler!
Sack: Is that so?
Fack: Of course!

by Senator Foreskin February 17, 2023

Low Hanging Fruit

A person who is easily reachable(easy pickings).
Tends to go after easily attainable females. Despite the name low hanging fruit they carry extremely petite genitalia.

Mort is low hanging fruit

by Mort lyncher March 6, 2023

gone off kiwi fruit

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off kiwi fruit tastes like shit.

by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023

tin of fruit

When someone isn’t wired up properly

Check that tin of fruit over there, he is a few sandwiches short of a picnic

by Cooncil July 31, 2023

Eat a fruit roll up off it

The act of when a person(make or female) eats a fruit roll up off another male's dick, usually offered upon someone when needed

"Bro please let me cheat off your test I will eat a fruit roll up off it"

by anonymous July 31, 2024