A Pedo-Fish is a peadophile who can
hold his breath for a really long time and is also
good at gargling balls. A Pedo-Fish uses a white
van to abduct little kids and has a fishy smell to him.
Person 1: I saw a white
van and in the backs was barrels of water and candy, I think a Pedo-Fish is luring his
next victim sometime
soon.
Person 2: Well the quireboys at church went missing last week so it makes sense.