napalm dump

You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.

Man I went for a huge shit eariler...ended up with a Napalm Dump..took fucking AGES to wipe my ass!

by Peterkin262 June 29, 2017

dump truck

any of the 5 second of summer members have them. dump truck means fat ass and they all have that. so be jealous

man calum hood has a dump truck.

by ashtoncallmenow April 6, 2021

Trump Dump

When you've eaten a spicy Indian curry and need to take a big shit (dump) and the contents of your dump are think and orangey

"That vindaloo is repeating on me - I think I need to take a Trump Dump"!

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml August 7, 2018

Dump wait

When you have to go number two but don't have a facility so you have to hold it.

"I hate it when my old lady gets in the can before me, sits in there for hours while I dump wait."

by afro-d October 28, 2008

early dump notice

when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry

sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly

tom- what about me?!?

sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice

by demipse February 13, 2010

Dumping a grumpy

The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.

Clear the house I’m dumping a grumpy.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019

Super Saiyan Dump

When you take a shit all so mighty that you may hit your head on a wall or floor.Then as you process to shit your penis is in the toilet water and as you flush it gets sucked and swirled in the water below.

When i was at Camp I took The Biggest Super Saiyan dump and it felt gross

by cosmicgaming October 14, 2016