american community survey

Intrusive 24-page survey that Americans will be required by the Census Bureau to fill out every year. It asks questions such as how many bathrooms you have in your house and how many miles you travel to work.

It's mandatory and you can be fined $100 per question for not answering.

When I received my American Community Survey, I crumpled it up and threw it away.

by shadowhawk September 27, 2004

Anti-American Card

The neoconservative version of the race card. What neocons pull when trying to get you to support an unpopular war or the like.

Bob: So what if there weren't any WMD's? If you don't support the war effort, you're anti-american!
Joe: Way to pull the anti-american card bro...

by Submitters of Words June 22, 2011

the all american rejects

a good band that has lost some of their luster. their members are tyson ritter, bass and vocals, nick wheeler, guitar and vocals, mike kennerty, guitar and vocals, chris gaylor, drums. they started out with their first album "the all american rejects" which was a great album. their sophmore album "move along" was also a classic. their third album, though still good, was a bit of a letdown. their other two are only remembered by long time fans, and now every 13 year old girl in the country is putting proclaming "OMG!!!! WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE I HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL"
you will also find that on their myspace and facebook status updates.
do yourself a favor and check out their first two albums to get to know the real rejects. check out their songs like why worry, happy endings, don't leave me, dance inside, straight jacket feeling, change your mind, and time stands still.

13 year old girl: "i hope this gives you hell! omg!!"

true all american rejects fan: "you poser, you don't even know the all american reject's true style. go check out their songs like move along, why worry, don't leave me, and dance inside"

13 year old girl: "what is thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

true all american rejects fan: "go listen to lady gaga you poser."

a good man: dude, the all american rejects are a good band

by i dunno what to put as my name April 7, 2009

American Couch Sloth

A person to lazy to do anything but complain and order people around fro the couch!

Can you tune my guitar?

Grab me my smokes, there right in front of you, I cant reach them, lean up!

by Dave June 28, 2004

American Over-Reaction

When Americans over-react.

See: Bay of Pigs. This would be a excellent example of an American Over-Reaction: here are 4 more: driving and realizing that the left lane isn't the lane to be in, parent's reaction when you come home too late, neighbor's reaction to loud parties, cops reaction to someone smoking weed

by monkey-snake December 16, 2008

All American Girl

A female with ties to her community, who shows honor and respect for herself and others. A female who receives and gives support to all important people in her life; one who understands the bonds of friendship and family and holds those in high regard. A female who is short or tall, fat or thin, brunette or blonde, brown eyed or blue eyed, A cup or D cup, bald or long haired-basically, a female who embraces her unique looks and understands that she is beautiful because of the sparkle in her eye from enjoying her life; of her grin from her ability to smile through all situations; of her confident walk from knowing her own worth. An all american girl is one that every girl aspires to be, and women strive to raise.

Even when having a bad day, Rosie walked with her head high, remembering what her mother taught her of being an All American Girl.

by MyLivingOregon November 15, 2017

African American engineered

nigger rigged

I broke that bolt so I used zip ties to african american engineered it.

by Turd Furgurgus October 18, 2008