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Jordan

Big dick guy fucking fine ass hell get hoe but the one he love the most he will be with her forever and he will beat any nigga ass who mess with him his homies or his girl
Girls: jordan fine as fuck wish he could be my man
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Jordan

In an age of technology, childpredators were everywhere, even in school. A notorious predator lurked, a predator named Jkrdan. Jordan was the late predascessor of the og toucher known as edp. Given his power, Jordan went roughe. He touched evtire teams of minor league players, even volunteering at a daycare just to get closer. When the time was right, he swooped in and took the unsespecting victim, and gobbled the poor child. Jordan is a public menace, if you have any information, notify us immediately, protect your kids and stay safe.
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Who is this guy, Jordan?
by SmokeFebreeze January 20, 2025
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Jordan

Jordan has black and highlights in his hair he's very bad he is a trouble maker he pulls girls and he has geenish eyes very loving and once you go out with him you will never want to break up with him
Omg who that he is so cute ...... u talking about him....yes.....oh gurl thats jordan hella fine
by Thatsthegirlgame January 29, 2018
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Jordan Frantz

Jordan Frantz is the hottest man i've ever seen. I hate his girlfriend so much and want to steal him, I want to kidnap him and have him for myself, he is so sexy, I think about him all day.
by Jordyn edwards May 8, 2022
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jordan

To deliberately look the other way when evidence of crime is right in front of your face. Named after Jim Jordan, head of the Republican House Judiciary Committee, who focused on a cover of Time Magazine in a picture he (or his assistant) tweeted while ignoring the pile of Top Secret documents next to it that Donald Trump had stolen from the American government.
Jim really jordaned evidence of sexual molestation of wrestlers under his care.
by TheMessingLink August 31, 2022
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Jordan

The Best Mf Nigga Ever To all You Monkeys out there.🫣🥱
Jordan Is the best ever
by Jxrdy•W December 21, 2022
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Jordan Voitus

He is my teacher and we tak pictures of him and he slays and he hasnt done a fit check for us yet
BUT HE SLAYS AND MY MOM LIKES HIM
Jordan Voitus is a slay teacher
by MCCTCStudent.101 October 12, 2022
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