Uncle Wick

When a woman buys a bag of blow in exchange for her nephew's soul.

My aunt Paula stole a bag of blow and Uncle Wick'd me to the MC club. Really fucked my life up, gotta love family.

by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025

Uncle Jim

A man who gives his underage children and his friends unlimited alcohol and pornography in an unsupervised environment while he bangs the broad from the gas station in a locked room.

High school sophomore: Yo, you studying for high school finals tonight?
High School Freshman: Nah, I'm gonna go make that 8th grader Paulie give me head at Uncle Jim's

by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025

Uncle

(Indian English/Hinglish) Any >20 years male (besides your dad/brother) you meet/interact with

very family-oriented culture/civilization of ours, same applies for 'uncle' in all south asian languages

by Hello-553669 December 27, 2025

creepy uncle stalins death fridge

the fridge that shot me with 152mm anal penetration

creepy uncle stalins death fridge Its pretty self explanatory dumbass

by nuggortphorn June 6, 2022

Uncleing

The act of being an uncle figure for your siblings children.

Hazardfx: Sorry I was tucking my niece in to bed.
imlockett: Good job uncleing her!

by tdids93 June 8, 2022

Uncleing

The act of being an uncle figure for your siblings child.

Hazardfx: Sorry I was tucking my niece in to bed.
imlockett: Good job uncleing her!

by tdids93 June 8, 2022

bill uncle cord

that crap that is attached to a babies belly button on birth

Doctor: would u like to cut the aux bill uncle cord?
me: cut that shit already

by d0nj June 15, 2022