Pickled Thomas

A "Pickled Thomas" is the lesser known term for that special drinking buddy we all have that just cant keep pace in the race, often far exceeding their intake allowance whilst deluding themselves of their prowess in the field.
Oh dear I say look at that poor pickled thomas wretching her guts up out the back of that tent...
by Ninjaprints November 09, 2011
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Thomas Jeffery

Is an 18 year old racist nonce who likes to face fuck little boys on tuesday evenings. Hes a heavily religious church boy who had his cherry popped by a big black man in the church bathroom (by choice). he now fingers his own ass whilst jelqing to videos of babies being circumsised.
by Ciara Reed February 26, 2025
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Thomas Luck

Has a massive Cock, loads of friends, unable to have a relationship, however, will have a lot of sex when older (17 and onwards)
Thomas Luck has a lot of girls
by Dr Read March 26, 2022
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Thomas Longhurst

A clueless hippie who doesn't smoke weed but acts high
Dude 1: God that was like talking to a brick wall
Dude 2: Thats Thomas Longhurst for you
by GoulburnHippie November 26, 2021
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St. Thomas Side Wonk

Name of a wavy sidewalk on Holland Street in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.
Did you see that skid trip and fall on the St. Thomas Side Wonk?
by J00n10r August 13, 2019
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Thomas Applegate

Has a Huge Crush on a girl but just won't admit it. he is tall, handsome, and athletic... he is a trouble maker but makes you laugh really hard. all the ladies want him but he only likes 1 girl and will always go back to her.
Oh look at that Thomas Applegate. he i so cute but he likes her.
by 😈Shawdy44😉 September 19, 2020
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