wank bank

Saving photos of people for the sole purpose of self-pleasure.

That chicks so gonna be my new wank bank.

by EnderGamesUBD January 14, 2015

Wank

My ship of walter x Hank from breaking bad

"My favourite ship is wank"

by Oman247 November 23, 2021

Pirate Wank

When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”

I laughed so much last night after Pirate Wanking Suzie

by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025

Wank

Sounds like something Satbir would say. filthy sod!

Ps those flapjacks are wank
Tasteless

by Satbir_filthy March 12, 2020

Wank Bank

Slang for Sperm Bank

Yesterday I went to the Wank Bank .

by DB4LYFE January 17, 2015

Wank and Crank

Dancing while aggressively jacking off

Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

by OfficialGooseStudios February 11, 2022

hoover wank

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself

Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later

by Jessdirty April 20, 2021