Stupid Tree

1. A woody perennial plant deciding to block a perfectly thrown disc.
That Stupid Tree blocked my beautiful hole in one.
by December 02, 2020
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Family Tree's

it’s when you leave pee residue in the bottom of a cup and you THOUGHT it made the trash can in your dads bathroom and then he tweaks and finds the cup puts it up, and after 3 years he is fiendin for wax so bad he goes through the bathroom cabinet and finds the cup with weird old jelly pee so before asking anyone what it is or if he can do it, he does a dab of it.
Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's
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Family Tree's

When you lose your piss cup and your dad finds it a month later and it's dry and mistakes it for dab and smokes it
Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's.
by StankDivkBB July 12, 2022
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family tree

When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, then put it in her mom's pussy.
I totally family treed that bitch Karen and her whore daughter Stacy.
by sextermdictionary March 18, 2021
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Vancouver Pine Tree

Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.
During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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tree wraps

Another term for cigars & cigarillos used for rolling blunts.
"Ya'll got tree wraps?"
by Brain54 October 02, 2015
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Mystical tree

The root where all wisdom is born.
The mystical tree enlightened me about what women really want!
by Sohn von mystical tree September 17, 2023
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