ur family tree has stds

"ur family tree has stds" is truly the worst way to destroy someone in a argument way worse than ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian ur granny a tranny ur ur gramp a tramp family tree LGBT all combined some say this comback will put people in a comma so bad that you never wake up and forced into the fiery pits of hell

Tyrone: ur mom gay lel
Carl: ur daddy lesbian
Tyrone: ur granny a tranny

Carl: ur gramp a tramp
Tyrone: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur family tree has STDs
Tyrone: *fucking dies*

by Stevie Wondrhkktrhhtj May 25, 2018

Flag

Get the ur family tree has stds mug.

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017

Flag

Get the dead christmas tree mug.

tree ass

a slightly perched rectum with a bush at the top resembling a tree

thought she was hot ,pulled down her pants and I swear man she had a tree ass

by BlackMagic666 December 19, 2017

Flag

Get the tree ass mug.

in the trees

Having a total freak out. In a state of panic.

“That crazy bitch was in the trees and I had to talk her down!”

by Shellemeno April 23, 2018

Flag

Get the in the trees mug.

Christmas Tree

a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.

“Bro santie clause definitely left me a phone under the Christmas tree this year!”

by imavocabularist January 14, 2020

Flag

Get the Christmas Tree mug.

family tree maker 2019

family tree maker 2019 is a software provided by mackiev and it is a new software of family tree maker 2019. If you are facing any technical problem related family free maker 2019 software you can us we are available 24*7 and for more information contact us.

by pakkawala January 29, 2020

Flag