Varnishing the O 

1. Licking the anus
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.

I hope the police don't see me Varnishing the O in the garden this summer, hopefully they won't recognise it if they do!

Varnishing the O by Rowl2000 April 19, 2009

vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.

"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."

vacuuming the duck by Duck Vaccumer June 12, 2016

view from the burger chair 

when one person's perspective of a situation is different to those who were involved in the situation. Usually when the person who was not involved finds said situation funny, even though it was not funny for those involved.

one person had a very drunk evening out where they picked arguments, were sick, had relations with people they wouldn't have usually and caused much drama and upset amoung the social group. To another friend who was not present, this all sounds rather entertaining. This person is looking at the situation with a 'view from the burger chair'.

view from the burger chair by lastyearsnewyear December 26, 2009

I've Been Sittin on the Toilet

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ All the live-long day ♫

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ Just to piss my life away ♫

♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫

♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫

♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫

♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫

I've Been Sittin on the Toilet by Telephony July 30, 2016

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

the world is a vampire 

--reference to the Smashing Pumpkins song "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"

when an event or circumstance reminds you of how stupid/evil/unfair humanity is.

person 1: "I just got a parking ticket for no reason! what the fuck!"
person 2: "man, the world is a vampire!"

the world is a vampire by tigirah February 21, 2008

Happy Vim the Clown

An underground comedy musician, best known for his work in the Psycho Clown Brothers. He releases comedy rap records independantly, and also stars in the underground comedy shows "Monitoring Cell 13" and "Late Night Clown Show" with his long time comedy partner Gigglechopz the Clown. Unfortunatelly, he never reached mainstream status due to his macarbe comedy style being a very "aquired taste". He almost always appears in his attire as a creepy looking clown for both his music, and his shows.

Norgoth: I heard a comedy song last night by some guy dressed as a creepy looking clown. Do you know him?

Gornoth: Yea, that's Happy Vim the Clown. I think. He's a lunatic.

Happy Vim the Clown by Your darling mumsykins February 2, 2010