Nice guys are covert bastards who are just waiting for opportunities to destroy women. Their feigned niceness is just that - feigned. This does not apply to homosexual nice guys who are, in reality, nice. The source of this discrepancy is not known.
For women, nice guys are best handled by using what little they have to offer, and then having nothing more to do with them. Their wisdom, principles and sober thinking are valuable at certain times, and their feigned niceness makes them easy to talk to. However, women are advised not to offer anything more than friendship to them.
Apart from these aspects, nice guys offer precious little to society. In fact, they are causing the deterioration of Western society with their faggy books, computers and telescopes. Haha, telescopes. They possess inferior genes in comparison to Real Men (TM). Nice guys are inherently unable to provide a woman with a good hard fucking, because just look at them. They're too nice.
For women, nice guys are best handled by using what little they have to offer, and then having nothing more to do with them. Their wisdom, principles and sober thinking are valuable at certain times, and their feigned niceness makes them easy to talk to. However, women are advised not to offer anything more than friendship to them.
Apart from these aspects, nice guys offer precious little to society. In fact, they are causing the deterioration of Western society with their faggy books, computers and telescopes. Haha, telescopes. They possess inferior genes in comparison to Real Men (TM). Nice guys are inherently unable to provide a woman with a good hard fucking, because just look at them. They're too nice.
Things nice guys may (or may not) say:
1. Haha, just LOOK at that skinny guy. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? YOU WANT YOUR ASS KICKED?!
2. Get me another beer, love.
3. Girl, Imma treat you so right, you know ah alwez doo. Jyea.
4. Show us your tits! Ack-hurhurhurhur.
5. Is that your car? Ack-hurhurhurhur.
1. Haha, just LOOK at that skinny guy. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? YOU WANT YOUR ASS KICKED?!
2. Get me another beer, love.
3. Girl, Imma treat you so right, you know ah alwez doo. Jyea.
4. Show us your tits! Ack-hurhurhurhur.
5. Is that your car? Ack-hurhurhurhur.
by Guy (nice) September 19, 2007
The lowest form of human life. These men (and most usually women, too) find no purpose in anything in life but the hideous yellow helmets. Playoff losses usually result in suicide since there is nothing else to live for in Wisconsin.
Wow, who would've thought the Packer guy's body would have bounced THREE times off the concrete, he really took that playoff loss to the Vikings hard!
by satelliteoflove November 08, 2010
A man in his mid-20's to late-30's who believes that he could play pro sports even though he got no skills! Consequently, plays a pick-up game of flag football as if it was the friggin' Superbowl and usually ends up injured.
Dude, I could totally be playin' in the NFL righ now if my high school football coach didn't hate me. The guy new I was the best running back in the league and he resented me. That's why I never got any game time.
by Bozz Hawg May 05, 2004
by Edvardio May 22, 2008
by wiseguyRIU May 30, 2011
The great deity of the religion of Memeology, Moon Guy is all-powerful (omnipotent) and all-memeing (omnimemetent). Moon Guy is best described as being a human with a crescent moon for his head, with silver skin, and kick-ass shades. He is the coolest being known to man, and ergo is worshiped as God. It has also been said that blessing Moon Guy once a day can bring forth good fortune.
It may also been noted that due to his current lack of blessings, which can be attributed to the fact that his image is not well known, Moon Guy had to take-up a small acting career and can be seen in some McDonald's adverts.
It may also been noted that due to his current lack of blessings, which can be attributed to the fact that his image is not well known, Moon Guy had to take-up a small acting career and can be seen in some McDonald's adverts.
by Banoffee_Pi March 19, 2016
A guy who starts dancing behind a girl at a party. When asked who she was dancing with, she will reply "I have no idea, because he was behind me I never saw his face. I couldn't pick him out of a lineup."
by cassieVT March 28, 2010