I'm a grower not a shower

It's when your strength when bench pressing improves but your chest size does not

Man 1: Hey man your chest big yet?
Man 2: Nah man I'm a grower not a shower

I'm a grower not a shower by sdgdfhredh October 23, 2020

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Northside Shower

This is when a Northsider (person originating or living on the north side of the river Liffey in Dublin) can't be bothered to take a proper shower and simply sprays themselves down with deoderant, febreez or a cheap disinfectant bought at the local LIDL or ALDI.

While for most civilised people, this might seem repugnant, the practice works for Northsiders because they are all Knackers (member of the Irish travelling community or a Northsider or anyone from Limerick)

Jayzez, did you cop a whiff of that Northsider?! I thought he was OK but once the shower wore off, it brought tears to my eyes.

That bleedin' knacker must have settled for a Northside Shower because after the aerosol blew away the flowers started to wilt.

Northside Shower by Bog Pirate November 9, 2009

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Hobo Shower

The act of mother nature pouring her luscious juices on those dam dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.

Well I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleyway, but now my plans are ruined. Dam hobo showers.

A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!

Hobo Shower by UmmmThatGuy February 26, 2011