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Vicarious Pimp Agent

Someone who prostitutes friends and/or relatives in order to leach joy from their impending success in a given "field".
You need to go practice your throwing today Mr. All-Star quarterback. College offers don't come easy

Son: Dad, stop being a vicarious pimp agent. Let me do it on my own.
by Its Gotten Old October 6, 2012
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Pimp daddy

Yesterday I was walking by pimp daddy's house and he came out and hit me with his pimp stick and them I got layed.
by Go eat a.... September 28, 2021
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Pimp move

A move indicating actions having a successful outcome with the ladies. Or showing the gradient of vetruvian masculinity over weaker men and/or femininity. The glorification of a true king, that only hollywood fabricates.
I pulled a pimp move on that broad from the club. Took her home, now she keeps blowin' up my phone!
by Oberon Versau May 7, 2018
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Pimp

Definition of a real nigga slappin the bitches jockin the hoes on pimp jhit Slatt carti better-Nb
Damn nigga u a real PIMP
by JhitNB January 30, 2022
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Shifty pimping

Lying to a gentleman with photos you stole from a nice girls phone (when she asked for you to repair her iPhone for her) telling him you really want to meet him which isn’t hard for him to believe (since your details are in her phone that’s why he hates you ) but when he shows up you reveal your penis and make up a story about that chick being your friend blah blah blah
That little ring worm was shifty pimping last night and made me waste heaps of money trynna get a result that helps me keep winning in life so I expressed my disgust in his behaviour and will never return he definately didn’t get his iTunes gift card anyway shifty pimping little scum bag better leave me the fuck alone stop asking for free money off me fucking dickhead what’s gonna happen if I get the right job huh? Is he gonna make up an excuse to steal my salary and my fucking holidays as well? Makes no sense won’t even let me act like a cop anyway chicks like all sorts of people and jobs doesn’t mean you gotta be that to have fun with them just gotta convince them you are for one night I don’t think pimp is the winning choice for making chicks horny that’s the least chosen fantasy billionaire and jock is more like the right choice.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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Points Pimp

a guy who has his adult dancer girlfriends pay him cash and he in turn uses his credit cards to pay their bills online and accrue all of the cash back points
dude, you have Innocence give you cash every month and you make her car and insurance payment with your Discover Card? you a Points Pimp!!!
by forever creepin' June 25, 2023
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pimp

an upper class snob who takes advantage of chavs. also likes to take £10 notes out of underage females bras.
my old mate jerry was a pimp and i saw the sneaky bastard taking a fiver out of a 16 yearolds bra!
by fuckor November 1, 2020
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