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69 Martinez

A 69 Martinez is when a guy with no arms eats a girl out.
by Freak 74 August 21, 2024
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Madison Martin

Madison is the sweetest girl you’ll ever meet whose smile brings great joy to your life. Meeting her for the first time is like meeting a long lost friend.
Madison Martin is so sweet and caring
by John Locke123 September 19, 2023
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Sticky Martin

Leftover excrement or semen on the hands after tending to your lavatorial needs
Damn, there's some Sticky Martin left on my hands and I just started eating.
by FTWW October 6, 2023
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Alf Martin

A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger
"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"
by KirkoBliko November 3, 2023
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Alf Martin

Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage
"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"
by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023
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Todd Martinson

The act of being the most outstanding person in the room. Most of the time guys dislike him because their women are trying to hook up with him.
Man that party would have been pretty epic last night if Todd Martinson didn't take my lady home.
by King boogy December 12, 2023
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Todd Martinson

The guy who is clearly the center of everyone's attention. Although being so popular he is usually annoyed by all the lesser people trying to get his attention. By the end of the night most guys will usually have attitudes towards him because they are jealous he took their ladies home with him.
Party would have been great if Todd Martinson hadn't taken my girl to bed with him.
by King boogy December 12, 2023
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