John Stamos

A beverage that consists of Mountain Dew and Lemonade.

Person 1 : "Hey man what are you drinking?"
Person 2: "I'm just having a John stamos"

by Tang tickler cockblast July 25, 2017

John Mellencamp

A sexual act that causes pain. e.g. A fellatio with the use of to much teeth can cause pain to the genitals. John mellancamps hit song " hurt so good".

"Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it, hurt so good"

Cool guy: Bro, my girl came over last night and gave me a John mellencamp!

Other cool guy: Ouch!!

Cool guy: yea my penis has been sore all day.

by Can-o-Pee November 24, 2017

John Crawlin

Name made up on the spot while making a drunk prank phone call

Drunk guy: is your refrigerator running?
Guy called: yes, why?
Drunk guy: then you better go catch it!!
Guy called: who the hell is this???
Drunk guy:....uhm...John Crawlin!...John Crawlin into your girlfriend's bed!! -hangs up-

by John Crawlin April 23, 2010

John Henry

An American businessman that is partially responsible for the death for European football. He is a very skinny, old man with green $ signs in his eyes. John Henry is happy to destroy 130 years of footballing history for his own greed and self gain. If you see this man in public, don’t get too close to him because he might try and steal your watch.

me: “Did you just steal a mars bar from that homeless person? That’s something John Henry would do”.

by Kylian_LFC April 19, 2021

john vicente

NOT the inventor of the word "weaksauce"

A: Who invented the word weaksauce?
B: I dunno, but not john vicente for sure bro

by yaoknow August 31, 2010

Jim and John

Butt sex.

That ho will do anything. Homey told me was down with Jim and John.

by Trailer Screw January 7, 2017

John Garfield

The original rebel, movie star of the 1940s and late 1930s. He is one of the most underrated stars of all time, probably because he was blacklisted from film for supposed relations to communists.

James Dean has got nothing on John Garfield...Garfield was the ORIGINAL rebel.

by REginaSPEKTor April 18, 2008