Jacob

Jacob is a big headed smart weird little boy but is very annoying at times and is a good listener sometimes and loves to talkkkkkkkkk but is very kind to some. Jacob is a very smart and lazy person but when you get on his nerves he will get on your nerves back. Jacob is not good at giving advice and is a very awkward person. He loves eating food especially if it is not his. He sometimes will get very cranky. For some reason, he always wears Under Armor rather than Nike or Addidas.

That guy is a Jacob

by Fredrick_The_Third April 3, 2019

Jacob Gullick

Jacob Gullick is a unit with a massive penis. he is very attractive, his rolls turn everyone on.

Jacob Gullick: "Hi"
Girl: 'orgasms'

by Korny sauce November 24, 2021

Jacobs girlfriend

Not the prettiest girlfriend in the world

jacob: "i just realized i have the prettiest girlfriend in the world"
Jacobs girlfriend: "i-"

by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020

Jacob

An incompetent asshole of a brother. He doesn’t help people unless forced too. A dick too his siblings but decent to others.

My brother is so lazy
Is his name Jacob?

by Blissyay3 October 15, 2018

Jacob

Really hot, really funny, really sweet, really cute, oh and really into bees

“ You know that bee boy, what’s his name?”

“Jacob obviously”

by Bee.girl January 25, 2021

Jacob

A guy with two cocks

You know Jacob?
The guy with two cocks?

by Coydee May 19, 2023

Jacob

A complete no good low down asshole.

person 1 Hey? me and Jacob is going on a date.

Jacob I'm sorry but i am dating your best friend?

by Starflys January 1, 2023