lemon ice 

Yellow, disc-shaped deposits of frozen dog piss that accumulate on porches and decks during the winter months.

Since it was his idea to get a dog, Dale is responsible for removing the lemon ice that forms when Rover pees on the front porch.

lemon ice by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007

Napolitanoian Ice Cream 

A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.

Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.

Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!

Napolitanoian Ice Cream by Igor Debull Rener August 18, 2010

double ice tabled 

v. had sex with

Yo, your mom double ice tabled me so hard last night!
Man, you see that sexy girl over there? Yeah, I'd double ice table her.

double ice tabled by Snokesaurus January 30, 2014

straight ice 

When something is so cool, it becomes straight ice.

Optimus Prime and Transformers are straight ice!

straight ice by straighticeOG October 17, 2015

Fire and Ice Crotch 

A red-headed female that also happens to be a total bitch.

Dude A: Hey, I'm so psyched for my date with Annabeth tonite!
Dude B: You should reconsider man, she's a total fire and ice crotch.

Fire and Ice Crotch by Devil Hater January 21, 2010

Break-up Ice cream 

The gallon of ice cream a female often indulges in, typically all in one night, after having conflicts with the opposite sex.

"Last night I had my break-up ice cream at one o clock in the morning again...I hope i didn't gain any weight."

Break-up Ice cream by icecreamgirlx3 April 26, 2010

Sheet of Ice 

When your wife or girlfriend won't give up that sweet pussy.

Carl: Hey Frank. Did you get any poon last night from Tonya?
Frank: No braaaahhh. Bitch a damn Sheet of Ice. Just ended up giving myself a wank.

Sheet of Ice by Eaton Holgoode May 18, 2015