anal rail gun

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.

"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"

by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024

wine gun

A wine gun is a AK47 that you fill with wine mostly used at party’s.

Random dude: YO TIMMY COULD YOU PASS THE WINE GUN?
Timmy: I got you (proceeds to accidentally shoot him in the head)

by Ur local gal September 20, 2021

gun scare

The freaking out by someone at the sight of an object which may be or may not be a "gun".

Arrest made in gun scare off Highway 32

by Yatasaurus November 15, 2016

gun

the thing i shot my dog with at the back of the shed

me its ok old'yeler its your time to go
loads gun

by cockmaster45 October 7, 2022

Gun

A gun is a device consisting of a series of components used to lauch a bullet, shell, missle or anyother projectile to assert your dominance

I'll fucking shoot you if you with my gun gun if you don't put down the cookie you bitch.

by JustAToaster July 9, 2021

Loading the Gun

Preparatory elements being put in place in anticipation of a given finale or big reveal. Can apply to the buildup of a story leading to the climax, or the work put in to facilitate a desired final outcome, etc.

It was obvious the writers were loading the gun by bringing all the storylines together just before the show’s big ending.

by motobat June 25, 2024

Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!

Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.

by DaveShaw June 7, 2018