Dudecifer 

The most awesome pet there ever was. (He is pink, so obviously he's awesome.) His real name is Dude Devil Dudecifer, but he is called "Dudecifer" for short. He will make you feel as small as a daisy (but you don't need to lie on his belly-summit, because that's pretty creepy). Hm...what else can be said about Dudecifer? People on acid wonder if he exists. People not on acid wonder the same thing. Dudecifer is the MOST AWESOME MYSTERY PHANTOM PET ever to exist.

(And we won't abandon him, like you abandon your fish at the end of the year.)

"Yeah, I wanted to get a pet, but YOU GUYS are the ones who wanted to name him Dudecifer and dye him PINK..."

Dudecifer by ELLEETICIA March 31, 2010

Cheesy Duder 

A large dildo that has been dipped in cheese and inserted into a man's anus.

Aaron: "I shared a cheesy duder with my roommate last night."
Paul: "Whoa! Same here! Let's be fag-a-trons together!"
Aaron: "ok...but I double dip."

Cheesy Duder by CRunkJunk May 10, 2011

Dudeykins 

The sarcastic method of referring to another individual attempting to sabotage their happiness. Dudeykins will generally be used at the expense of someone whose confidence levels have allegedly risen too high.

Loser: 'Ah i'm really happy with life at the moment and I am doing really well at school and socially'

Rob: 'Whatever dudeykins'

Loser: 'Woah, there was no need for that!'

Dudeykins by Kermit da frogg June 15, 2010

dudevorce 

When two male best freinds officially end thier friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.

Spencer and Brody got a dudevorce over Lauren.

dudevorce by Ellen T. October 23, 2007

dudess 

A feminine counterpart to the masculine word dude.

"Dude" may perhaps have its origins from the word "duds" (always plural) as in "clothes" or "dress" as one (1883) definition of "dude" means "a man extremely fastidious in dress and manner".

Has been in use since, at least the late 1800s.

Proof of this can be found in it's usage in Mark Twain's book "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court" published in 1889 and also in an 1885 article in "Weekly New Mexican Review" where the words "dudes" and "dudesses" are used to describe actors in an operetta.

Young lady, you most certainly are a well-dressed dudess.

dudess by Skarpo February 11, 2010

dudetalker 

a straight man who actively seeks conversation with other men in a social environment in which it would me more beneficial to talk to members of the opposite sex, i.e. bar.

Patick's Mom- "did you meet any nice girls tonight?"
Patrick- "no..."
Patrick's Dad- " I fucking knew it! you where being a dudetalker again were'nt you!

dudetalker by John Bernstiel August 27, 2008

Dudeback 

The act of gluing a cutout picture of a sexy dude onto an unconscious person's back.

That referee is making terrible calls, someone should really dudeback him tonight.

Dudeback by SH33TS July 7, 2010