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being a dick 

conducting oneself in an inappropriate manner to the annoyance of others.
Intentionally driving a dump truck in a reckless manner is being a dick.
being a dick by Language Patrol September 19, 2013

Calebs Dick 

Very large; Similar to a black mans dick
WOAH!! That dude has calebs dick!!
Calebs Dick by ElephantsHave4Knees November 7, 2011

Dick Bat 

A bat is known for constantly looking for fresh blood to suck. A 'Dick Bat' is a person (mostly women) who looks for fresh cock to suck.

Basically a cock sucker.
Person A: "Why does Kayla always stay after the game?"
Person B: "homie she be dick bating the whole team"
Person A: "Wow, a straight dick bat!"

Person A: "dude yesterday i was over at kyles house and his mom gave me the best oral sex!"
Person B: "Yea, last time i was over there i got my dick sucked too. Kyles mom is a total dick bat"
Dick Bat by DickBatKayla November 16, 2010

beer can dick 

A dick with a girth about the circumference of a beer can.
That dude always brags that he's got a beer can dick.
beer can dick by CrazyCollegeKid January 8, 2009

dick cheese 

A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time
baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya
dick cheese by jmae8313 March 28, 2005

beer dick 

what a man gets when he has consumed so much alcohol he can no longer get an erection
"Bobby woulda boned his girlfriend at Chris' party, but he had mad beer dick and couldn't get it up."
beer dick by Dave man December 23, 2005