Cum-nugget

A complete and utter twat; somebody so full of themself that they want everyone to know how 'brilliant' they are.

Pat: God, am I great! I'm so clever, and a great person to be around! (He isn't)

Dan: He's a right Cum-nugget!
George: Amen.

by FretWizard September 11, 2014

Cum Artist

A Cum Artist is a person who uses a celebrity's photo, or a picture of a really hot girl as inspiration to jerk off on and "paint" their face or body with their cum-shot. They can dedicate their art to one celebrity or many, and are extroverts wanting their photos published online for all to see. The newer artists have turned to video capturing the facial or body shot with sound.

The Shania Twain Cum Art gallery features pictures and video from various Cum Artists around the world.

by Art for All December 5, 2011

Invisible Cum

Invisible Cum, when a 11-13yr old boy cums it wont be visible but will be slimy and touchable.

I have Invisible Cum

by Chubbicle February 24, 2019

Cum smack

The act of a man jizzing in his hand and smacking a girl so hard that your hand sticks to her face and her face turns beat red, and covered in cock butter

Dude that bitch cheated on you. She deserves to get cum smacked.

by Godj375 March 3, 2011

raccoon cum

A Hallucinogen, it has a psychodelic effect on humans, with no known side effects, also known as Raccoon semen it is quite hard to obtain for ethical reasons, but is completely legal.

Tom- where can i get some raccoon cum

Dave- i dont know check with your dealer

by the yup April 16, 2013

Wizard's Cum

Better than the bee's knees or the dog's bollocks by an order of magnitude.

Jimi Hendrix's guitar playing is, quite simply, the Wizard's Cum.

by Condog2 July 24, 2012

cum burger

nutting between someone else`s ass cheeks

-I`m about to cum. Where do you want it?
-Let`s make a cum burger, Master Throckmorton!

by im so sorry for my creations January 10, 2021