I can't feel my face

Originally coined by rapper Ghostface Killah on his Fishscale album in the song Kilo, "I can't feel my face" is when you face numbs after snorting a lot of coke, blow, or yay-yo.

Ghostface Killah lyrics intro to Kilo:
"Yo, Oh, Yo Rae... I can't feel my face...
My heart pounding and shit...
Paranoid as a motherfucker right now, who da fuck? Close da blinds and shit!
Who dat? Captain Kirk?
The fuckaz da stark enterprise n enterprise shit outside or some shit?
..I need some pussy tho I'm ready for a catwoman or somethin...
Fu-fuck it, lets go!"

I can't feel my face by Chance Balla October 1, 2008

Dented can 

When someone appears perfect or to have it "all together" like a perfectly placed can on the grocery shelf...but then when you look closer at the can you see its riddled with hidden dents.

Stacy always acts like she is so much better than everyone but she stays in every weekend eating ice cream and crying while watching Bridget Jone's Diary...what a dented can!

Dented can by Kerrie Z July 15, 2011

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't 

Something said when informed of yet another failure of society

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't by badgerman5566 May 22, 2010

You can't fight City Challah Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: A special burger that comes on a challah roll

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You can't fight City Challah Burger, you should try it!"

You can't fight City Challah Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

And that can only be fair play to ya!

another way of saying "well done" or "fair play to ya" except funnier. A preferred term among Football managers.

“Andy Reid, you have lost eight kilos and worked extremely hard and that can only be fair play to ya!"

And that can only be fair play to ya! by The Soft Cat October 6, 2009

we can't stop

an annoying song made by a singer/random girl who somehow got a record deal. with no tune at all, it somehow manages to be super popular. It also happens to be the first single released from Miley Cyrus's new album "Bangerz"

Other Songs from Miley Cyrus include-
Party In The USA
See You Again
Best Of Both Worlds
Wrecking Ball

Katie: I just heard We Can't Stop by Miley Cyrus on the radio!

Eliza: Oh god, how did you survive?
Katie: I didn't, I'm a ghost.

we can't stop by SongGirl64 August 28, 2013

I can't handle 

phrase that typically describes a situation that encompasses one or many of the following emotions:
1. a feeling of overwhelming intensity(usually sexual)
2. a recalled memory of grandeur
3. a moment of enormous success
4. a description of beauty or repulsiveness
5. a moment of great frustration(usually sexual)

"Russell Nelson.
Oh my God.
This guy, his triangle torso.
--
I can't handle..."

I can't handle by ftdrum March 19, 2011