Progressives only care about Jews

Hear me out...

Hym "Name one quality the people they advocate for have... That they do not share with the Jews. Ethnic Minority? Check. Immigrant? Check. Historically a political under-class? Check. Victims of genocide? Check. Progressives only care about jews. Their defense of other special interest groups serves only as proxy for jew defense. Didn't I say that that was how empathy actually works? You only 'empathize' (meaning understand what a person thinks or feel without them telling you and responding with the appropriate response) with people who act as a proxy for the self IN DIRECT PROPORTIONS and to the extent the other people act as a proxy to the self. That is why they are so obsessed with empathy but that doesn't stop them from only doing it selecting and in a way that is (ultimately) egocentric."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

Riding Jew

Bar Mitzvah’d men in the front of the car, everyone else in the back

Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front

Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew

by YahwehTheSlumpGod June 20, 2022

Jew

Parker byer himself

Parker’s a Jew

by Yepper April 4, 2023

Sewer Jew

A slur for those weird jews that lived in the sewer January 2024.

"Hey!" "Look at those sewer jews over there!"

by AdjustedKid January 11, 2024

Magellan's Jew

A Jew that tries to give you directions when they are obviously wrong.

Magellan's Jew was left on the main land because his directions were obviously wrong and Magellan could not circumnavigate the world with faulty directions.

by jackyp November 10, 2009

Levy Jews

Levy Jews.

Dutch people are levy Jews. goddamit

by ancaptrev September 24, 2022

Based Jew

A Jewish person (typically between ages 10-20) who is very based and proud of themself. They are on tiktok and they hate antisemites. Their comments are spammed with antisemites either named something like user728372937383, austrianpainter8293, or kanyefan82839. They don't let any comments like those change their opinion on their religion. They explain why antisemitic arguments are invalid all the time. And for fun, they post them celebrating their holidays on tiktok.

Miriam is so amazing! She is such a based Jew.

by Elysmile April 10, 2023