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Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult
Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"
by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023
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dick

kat:cmon use your dick while sex

tod:i cant we have to do E.sex because i dont have a condum all of them are used.
by bigdickrandy77 October 8, 2023
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Dick water

When your girl is on her period and f her anyway and proceed to the bathroom to wash the blood off your sick. The water you take from the faucet and splash your dick with, as it hits the ground becomes “Dick Water”
“Why the hell can’t you clean up that Dick Water that’s on the bathroom floor, I hate stepping in that.”
by H2orocks3000 May 28, 2022
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Grampy Dick

Also known as impotence or erectile disfunction, is a chronic condition that occurs when a man is unable to get or maintain an erection firm enough for sexual intercourse.
She said nothing happened between y'all.. I guess all that coke you keep snortin' gave you grampy dick.
by G. Twilight March 20, 2024
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Big Dick Unicorn

A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.
Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.
by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020
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big dick energy

chungha is big dick energy herself. chungha makes me so gay for her like she fucking radiates massive big dick energy.

- madi ( lovelyyuwin )
no one:
absolutely no one:
me: wow chungha radiates big dick energy so much it’s wild
by lovelyyuwin May 28, 2019
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Limp dick

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.
by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017
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