slippery twat tickler

Jordan Hepburn

Jordan Hepburn is a Slippery twat tickler

by your Father Figure 69 December 19, 2017

Shifty twat

When your mate takes your pasta and you catch the shifty twat stuffing a narn in his egg hole.

oi jackie man ya shifty twat! i found that nard you stuffed!

by BigBiddie October 2, 2017

TWAT

A twat is a Pregnant Goldfish

That girl looks like a twat! Stating she looks like a pregnant goldfish

by Litzoh February 15, 2019

Twat

a slutty or worthless female.

"did u see that twat Jessie walking down the street whoring her body for men"
she need to get a job instead of sitting around on her twat ass.

by newunit300 January 22, 2018

twat who thinks they own everything

lochie.

lochie is the twat who thinks they own everything.

by midnight_memories2536 April 9, 2021

Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024

TWAT

TWAT a word originally from Liverpooland means cunt

Lillian and Lexi are TWATS

by Rectanglebroomlalaobama December 30, 2016