san diego top hat

The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.

Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.

by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017

Limpdick Hat

The loose hat that is notorious to hipsters. Also known as a slouchy beanie. It received its name from looking similar to a flaccid penis (or limp dick).

"That douche with the limpdick hat keeps trying to get in Becky's pants."

by PomegranateKatie March 2, 2012

The Hat Man

The Hat Man is a shadowy figure that appears every once in a while in the corner of my room.

The Hat Man likes chips

by Brsw July 17, 2023

Hat trick

Bringing a partner to orgasm 3 times in one sexual encounter.

My girlfriend is going to be sore tomorrow but she's not complaining about the hat trick I scored.

by Jonah Riverdale December 27, 2016

Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to language.

Person 1: Are you addicted to language?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

exploration hat

A condom that is used to have sex that is put on the dick

Hey guys did I bought a whole pack of exploration hats for all of us we are going to explore jinny faith and Jasmine's pussy Thursday night

by Street news kid!! December 15, 2015

blue santa hat

a hat only faggots and lesbians wear.

“OMG! did you see Eva wearing the blue santa hat? she looks so dumb!!”
“I know!!!!”

by pasha63 December 7, 2023