Faster than the speed of nut 

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

Faster than the speed of nut by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017

fuck nut 

a complete retard

fuck nut by sam November 5, 2003

Post nut clarity 

The sensation which happens after ejaculating and makes one feel very lucid and aware.

Symptoms of it are feeling regretful if you have masturbated to something very weird. This sensation makes a man lose interest in women for a short period of time and often makes one regret an upcoming date since they as said lost a sex drive for a short period of time.

It may be an evolutionary trait for males to leave a female after impregnation or mating.

Possible cause may be hormones and an immediate blood rush into the brain causing such lucidity, awareness, and regret.

I cannot think of an example of this word being used in a sentence, since normally i wouldn't talk about it. But post nut clarity is a very weird and unexplainable thing

Post nut clarity by xXMeemLord3225Xx April 20, 2021

animal rights nut 

a person with their priorities so far out of whack, that it is both pitiful and annoying. instead of focusing their attention on issues that really matter like out of control crime rates, global starvation or sex offenders, they wine about the man deer hunting to try to feed his family because our country is in a recession and it is a long cherished tradition passed down from father to son for hundreds of years. most of these nuts go as far as trying to strip these rights from us because they cant imagine themselves harvesting an animal for their family. so, in a display of infinite ignorance they think that if they wouldnt do it that it isnt right. this last is particularly amusing because most of these idiots are some form of Christian and according to the Bible, people were given domain over the animals and the animals were given to us for food. animal rights nuts dont understand that the deer population is higher now than it was when the pilgrims settled in.

guy 1: what should i get for my mother in law's birthday?

guy 2: what is she into?

guy 1: shes an animal rights nut.

guy 2: so, she is into sodomy huh? you should give her a picture of you in a leather jacket, eating a steak and wasting some of it. after that, since she is an idiot, you should kick her in the vag.

animal rights nut by kc512 March 7, 2010

chicken nut bread 

(adj.) The apparent inability or difficulty of a woman to breathe.
• Typically used by Filipino people within trivial conversations.

My girlfriend has asthma, so there are times when chicken nut bread.

chicken nut bread by I want to be a Doctor April 15, 2018

atomic nut 

This is the best orgasm you will ever experience. It's like doing heroin, taking a bite of triple chocolate mousse, and finding out you won the lottery. Once you achieve this nut, you will never experience anything quite like it again because the nerves in your body have trembled and vibrated to such extreme measures that you'll feel like Roy Sullivan.

Holy shit I finally experienced the atomic nut. I didn't think it would happen, but it did and now I don't know what to do with myself.

atomic nut by SteezMonkey July 21, 2016

Post Nut Clarity 

The eudaimonia and mental clarity achieved after busting a fat nut, best achieved with having sex with a person you truly love

Dude 1: I couldn’t study Stat Mech for shit. So I went out with this girl I met on tinder and fucked her doggy style.
Dude 2: What does this have to do with Stat Mech.
Dude 1: The Post Nut Clarity made everything click.

Post Nut Clarity by True_Lust July 22, 2019