Mike Shinoda is a 5'11" sexy hunk of a man in a band called Linkin Park, he is the "glue" of Linkin Park and he was the one who started the band. He is the rapper and piano/guitar player. He sometimes sings and its beautiful. His nice deep voice make we wanna bust a fat nut and his black hair, and beautiful brown eyes than shine. His amazing smile that make's me go crazy. He's so adorable but hot and sexy at the same time. I'd sell all my limbs to meet him. He also had a side project in 2004 called Fort Minor. He's super photogenic and i have 318 photos of him in my phone.
Mike Shinoda :This is 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name
Me : YES HES SO FINE **dies**
Me : YES HES SO FINE **dies**
by Xx_Vista08_why June 30, 2022
when you dont recognize somebody that looks familiar to you so you just assume they're Mike Shinoda.
Jimbob: Yo he looks familiar but I dont remember his name.
Timmyjohn: Bro thats clearly Mike Shinoda
Timmyjohn: Bro thats clearly Mike Shinoda
by SparklezSupreme August 27, 2020
A former DJ who is now a wannabe marathon runner. Walks with the Mitway Limp and his idol is JohnnyO.
I was listening to Ice Mike from the 1980s wheels of steel while running the Chicago Marathon even though I have the Mitway Limp. JohnnyO was on the sidelines vigorously cheering me on.
by Denzel wendell March 09, 2019
The man, the myth, the fucking legend. Wears way too, many hats, loves tennis but works as a soccer coach part time so he gets to hang with the love of his life, Nico Campbell. Sexy beast, although he lives in a storage unit. Currently holding tennis prodigy Harry Collomb hostage.
Mike Sabin is so fucking sexy
by Tennisbabes6969 October 29, 2018
When you pull your penis out after anal sex and proceed to poke or slap the woman's face with your slimey cock.
by Hough_Morris April 05, 2021
by Eat-ass69 October 28, 2018
He is one of a kind. He’s known for his positive attitude and extremely good looks. Also know for being the best lover and friend combination any woman could ask for. He is loved by everyone. Can seem shy but once you get to know him he’s the life of any party. Known for his stylish dress and classy demeanor.
by M Anthony November 23, 2021