Urban Dictionary: Definitions by GrannysWetStrapOn

Mike Horsfall

A person that says they’re just being sus to hide the fact they are actually gay

Person 1: Idk man, Todd says he’s just being sus to be funny but I think he might be gay

Person 2: Yeah he’s definitely a Mike Horsfall

A person that likes to eat salami off of peoples toes, especially when they’re cheesy.

“Last night I did an Eryn Le Long and I regret nothing”

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The phrase used typically from cringe ass white girls named Nicole when trying to come up with a comeback

Person 1: Your so fucking ugly

Nicole: ur done ur done

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A person that used to be lanky as fuck but quickly changed to thicc as fuck in a matter of a few months.

Person 1: Have you seen Henry Crick now???

Person 2: Holy shit my mans chonky

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