E-midget

Commonly used to refer to a delusional person thinking theyre tall and adding either a few extra inches to their height, results vary depending on level of delusion. Commonly 5' or below in height.

Friend 1 : so i've been in this discord for like, 4 months, right? And then comes up a girl named emi who says they're 5'7".
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.

by TotallyNotNiji March 15, 2021

Sean E.

A very sexy Swedish man most infamous known for his references to memes and Reddit posts.

Dave Chapelle: "I can't believe Sean E. has a Wikipedia article about him."

by Pretty cool glass of water March 18, 2021

E-thotrepreneur

A woman who markets herself as strong and independent by prostituting themselves on onlyfans to cash in on their beauty and youth. They invest some of the profits in stocks they read about on social media thinking it will be sustainable in the long run to live on their own or eventually will seek out a successful and wealthy man with high status for financial security. They tend to be oblivious that their beauty is a diminishing asset and that every day a new batch of girls is lining up to eventually replace them and take money from the men currently sugaring them.

Her -“Where did all the men go? Why can’t you see how much loyalty, friendship and money I can provide in a serious exclusive relationship?”

Him- “It appears here on your resume that your experience in your 20s as an e-thotrepreneur gives me no reason to take you seriously”

by SydneyBraa April 15, 2021

e-boy

a shorter way to say internet bird

"a video of my bird got over a million likes, i guess you could say he's an e-boy."

by saturnal April 26, 2021

E-dad

Someone online (whether a streamer or a friend) who is considered to be a father figure, the individual is usually a male.

"I like texting my E-dad, they make me feel loved."

by imaginemuffins January 4, 2023

E-SWAB

Emotional Support Water Bottle

A personal use water bottle carried at all times, usually by a female presenting person.

Whilst useful, it's main function is to provide emotional comfort rather than hydration.

Sorry we're late, but Cheryl can't function without her E-SWAB so we couldn't leave until she found it.

by LAYERED COCKTAIL January 5, 2023

e-gangster

An "E-Gangster" is someone who scams people and commits cybercrime and thinks that the internet is the hood. They usually brag about their bitcoin and have "edgy" usernames, and sign up to forums such as OGU or BreachForums.

e-gangster: i just simswapped this guy and made so much money!!
normal person: ok
e-gangster: I HAVE MORE MONEY THEN YOUR RENT KID

by mojoUwU July 4, 2023