Captain

When you’re clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at you’re local hardware store.

Hey Captain Coupon… where can I find the hammer isle. “Excuse me? I don’t work here I’m just a regular customer”.

by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

Captain

When your clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at you’re local hardware store

Hey Captain Coupon … where can I find the hammer isle. “Excuse me? I don’t work here I’m just a regular customer”.

by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

Captain Elliot

Famous YouTuber Heiko Winklers (South Florida Fishing Channel) Pet Cat he found on a deserted mangrove island and is now an iconic part of his YouTube channel.

“Hey Captain Elliot, you want some blue runner blood line” “good kitty”

by Zazaman69 November 27, 2023

captncha

1. A Completely Automated Public Turing test to Not tell Computers and Humans Apart
It doesn't tell humans and computers apart, it lets them all through.

2. An abbreviation of Captain Chai, a fictional brand of chai (tea).

1. I'm gonna make a website with a fake captcha, also known as a captncha. Hahahahaha!

2. Mmm, this captncha is soooo good! The best tea in the world!

by AnonymousAnonymousAnonymousqaz February 27, 2024

Captain save a ratchet hoe

To be like bird from 33rd

Don't be a bird from 33rd trying to be Captain save a ratchet hoe

by Simple.people March 11, 2024

Captain J. Skinnybones

Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?

Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.

by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024

Captain

An extremely attractive young lady, the most beautiful girl you’ve laid eyes on, someone you treasure in your heart dearly

That young lass there is a real captain!

by Disney infinity April 6, 2024