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When collecting a fried breakfast, bean juice leaks from the side of the polystyrene container and all over one's person
Dudes I'm suffering some major beanage this morning
Beanage by IT Crowd April 18, 2008

Beanbagger 

1.A man or women who takes part in the sexual act of sucking a mans scrotum
2. Someone who sucks at life
Man #1:"Hey I've got a sack of sticky -icky!
Man #2:"I dont smoke the devils herb!"
Man # 1: Dude, you always were a beanbagger."
Beanbagger by MdaveM August 4, 2008

bean shark 

Any woman that chooses to hook up with and or date only Mexican men.
"Dude did you see Yvonne with that Mexican guy last night?"

"Yea she's a total bean shark!"
bean shark by Yvonne ginger October 17, 2008

Bean Dragon 

A woman who is very sexual and that is disgusting to look at/looks like she has every STD known to humankind.
In short "a ranky bitch".
John don't have sex with that girl she looks like a total bean dragon.
You shouldn't go out dressed like that, you look like a bean dragon.
Bean Dragon by _Shuyin_ November 1, 2009

hairy beanbag 

Sarah tried to kick my leg and missed, hitting me instead in my "hairy beanbag."

Julie looked like she wanted it, so I directed her to begin nursing upon my "hairy beanbag."

After much stretching I was able to drape Mollie's face with my fleshy negation, my "hairy beanbag". Sealing her grill in the warm embrace of my glistening "hairy beanbag", although not tearing my "hairy beanbag", I surely put it's elasticity to the test.

Juanita's Special Bean Dip

To engage in intercourse in someones rectum, then vagina, then mouth without even so much as a rinse.
She said she wanted to try something new so i let her have Juanita's Special Bean Dip.